EVIL IS CHASING ME!

Oh my f***!
My mother scared the crap out of me at 3 p.m.!
I was gonna go to work at 3 p.m.
I woke up in the middle of the night, I look at my clock: 3 p.m. I was late, so I sprang up, got dressed and then, all of a sudden, I look out into the dark corridor of my house, and I see this woman! With crazy hair and PJs, just running... No, sprinting towards me!
I had just had a nightmare about being chased by EVIL DEMONS! I thought I was gonna die!

DAMN!
(True story, btw)

/Tolboe, scared shitless!

@EPumphrey LIKES MY PIC!

Eric Pumphrey from Reckless Tortuga pressed "like" on one of my drawings on facebook! That's so fucking awesome!
Just a short update... Thought it was awesome!

/Tolboe, hiding everything... 'cause they're rapin' er'ybody up here!

TRUE GRIT!

Yes... I made that drawing Rooster Cogburn from the 2010 version of True Grit! Which is btw my favorite movie, evar! It's so fucking awesome! Superb acting, directing, everything in this movie is just super-fucking-great! I love it!

Oh yeah, check my personal twitter! STolboe

Go! Follow me! Do it! Do it! Because you know you wanna ;-)

I have to do this:

"Outro of darkness, and then redness and then whiteness and then, boop!"
Yeah... It doesn't really work in writing...

/Tolboe disappears like a ninja!

GAMEREACTOR #119

Have you guys checked out the new Gamereactor magazine, for this month? It's awesome! It features a major article with HITMAN: ABSOLUTION and it's really fucking awesome! Plus it features a nice cover with our beloved bald assassin: AGENT 47

Speaking of Hitman. Me and my cousin's "youtube-movie-company" stCka will be making a HITMAN movie. It will be released in 2012, just in time for the new game, but a teaser will be out this summer! Follow stCka on Twitter and subscribe to 19stCka93 on youtube http://www.youtube.com/19stCka93

/Tolboe, Fiber Wires you until the next TolBLOG...

June 18th, 2011, 17.40 GMT

Ahh the memories... Memories from 2006...

Sitting on my bed doing nothing... Except for PLAYING HITMAN: BLOOD MONEY and it's so fucking awesome, oh GOD I love this game... I make love TO the game... Well, not really... Or do I?

Running around, shooting people through their ugly face is awesome, in videogames not in real life, don't hurt other people... Seriously. Don't. Except the deserve it, those douches...

/Tolboe, sneeze and a breeze... Or something?

E3 = Awesome!

"What is that big building?" "I think it's some kind of convention center", "yeah? What's so great about it?"
I'll tell you what's great about it... E3... That's what's great, and awesome!

Time to stay awake at night, and sleep in the day (here in Denmark)... "Hey, like a vampire!", ooooh yeah, "as in Twilight", NO! OH GOD NO!

Btw, MTV movie awards... Stupid insecure 12-year olds voting for Twilight no matter what!! Twilight = Crapfest...

I bid thee Fare well, until thou eyes will gaze... @ my intrentz blogz, lolwut?
Oooookay.....
/Tolboe

Hitman: Absolution

Wow. Hitman: Absolution, I can't wait! It's gonna be awesome! These pictures has just been found by another member of hitmanforum, and they should be legit! It's fucking awesome!

A new interview with the game director: Tore Blystad has also just been posted on youtube, I don't have the link because I'm to cool to post one, but you should be able to find it. Hitman: Absolution is looking very promising! And I, Tolboe, is a VERY big fan of the Hitman franchise, and I've been waiting for the next awesome part of the series since 2006.
The game is going to be legendary!

Frankie says relax! And so does Tolboe... Until next time :-)

LA Noire

I bought LA Noire on May 19th

Here's an awesome review of it:

You play as LAPD detective Cole Phelps. You start as a patrol-officer, and then work your way up through 4 other desks: Traffic (awesome), Homicide (true awesomeness), Vice (not as awesome, but awsoom), and finally Arson (fag desk)...

The motion-scan in LA Noire is Legend! Since every case you work on include interrogating suspects, it's necessary... And cool...
The graffics are awesome and the voice-acting is top dollar...
I give it 9/10, and I'm not gonna go into details because I'm busy being Coolan (Cool + Awesome + Nice = Coolan)... Riiiight...

/Tolboe, Cheerio

FIRST!!!onehundredandeleven BLOG

Hello. My name is Simon, you can call me Tolboe, and I'm gonna start blogging...
(group stands up and give an applause)

I will be blogging about my daily life here, and my crazy adventures!
(wow, going to the movies, crazy).

No, you will get to read about how awesome I am and so on, here on the TolBLOG (see what I did there?)

/Tolboe, over and out